The Modern Day Woman's Guide to the Existential Diet

In the world today the role of woman is muddy and unfocused. We have feminist leaders telling us what is appropriate and what reduces us to objects or images. On the flip side, Jessica Simpson impregnates the television world with mindless bimbo-blonde moments, not to mention creatures like "Bratz" are on the shelves. I say fuck it all. I'm a woman with my own individuality. Who are you? Let me tell you about the Existential Diet...

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bush wants to send 21,000 to 24,000 additional U.S. troops to Baghdad

Does anyone else think this is a bad idea?

"The inability of 140,000 soldiers to achieve their goals in battle makes it unlikely that another 20,000 will be able to do that," said the Association of Muslim Scholars.

It takes the world of academia to point out what is most painfully obvious here. The good news is that if Bush wants a pissing contest, he's getting close to winning the record for number of troops unpurposefully sent overseas in a war that's not so real... second only to Nixon and his shenanigans in Vietnam. Go America.

Story in its entirety here.

Seriously, though. Do you really trust someone who looks like this to make good decisions concerning foreign policy?

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

A not so great Start to my New Year

I wanted to write this out for a couple of reasons. I'm sure at least a few of you will hear about me getting robbed. I don't feel like repeating the story over and again, so I figured I'd write it out. Secondly, I wanted to warn all you girls out there-- and guys-- that those things that you hear about on the news really do come true. Sadly. My experience, thankfully, will not make it there, but there are reasons to nervously look behind you after dark.

I was walking home from work. It's about 10:45 at night. I'm on the phone with the boy. This is a usual ritual if he's not in town to walk me home or pick me up. As I'm walking up a steep hill I see a figure crouched over to tie their shoe. They get up and go to walk past me when suddenly, the woman grabs my purse. Since my purse was around my arm, it caused me to swing around and I fell to the ground in the street. The woman continued tugging at my purse, repeating, "let it go, let it go." A car pulled up and I thought it was help. I held on. I was screaming, bloodcurdling screams. I screamed for help, and that car was not help. It was her getaway.

After 20 seconds or so, I still did not surrender my purse and the woman punched me in the face. Instantly I gave it to her, she hopped into the car and they drove away. My nose was bleeding and I was hysterical. I tried to tell my boyfriend what happened on the phone. He could hardly make out what I was saying. I felt so violated. So wronged. He told me to run home. I ran as fast as my legs could take me.

They had everything. My keys. My ID. All of the money I had (round about $140). My debit card. The purse itself was worth quite a bit of money (a gift). I called my neighbor from my laundry room-- I locked it behind me. My keys were gone, I didn't have a way into the house. I didn't want to be in my apartment in case they somehow found out where I lived. They had my keys. After my neighbor came down stairs (they had just gotten back from vacation that day), he took me upstairs. I called the police.

I hope they catch them. Not only because they have everything, but because I don't want it to happen again. It happens all the time. We all fail to realize that. They had made 4 purchases on my debit card by the time I called to get it blocked-- including a $500 purchase that was denied because I only had $16 left in my account. ha. They hit up 2 gas stations and 2 walmarts. They act quick. I hope those purchases help in finding them.

Today I'll be changing my locks and talking more with the bank. I need to replace my glasses that got knocked off sometime when it happened. We couldn't find them last night when we went to look for them.

My nerves are so shot, I feel that at any moment someone could come up behind me and hurt me. Even in my own living room. It's so sad that we are forced to feel this way, that we have to live in fear. It's sad that our things are made so available to others because they feel they have the right. I have never felt so scared, alone, or violated in all my life. I'm just happy it wasn't worse. I unfortunately cant do anything to stop them, but I'll tell ya what, I will never walk home by myself again.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Ho Ho Holidays are Gone...

So gasp! The holidays have come and gone. A big HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! to all! I have to admit, mine was a bit short of exciting. I worked until 11 and then some dumbass band outside station square decided to start the countdown 2 minutes early. What the fuck?! At any rate, I had a couple of cocktails and we broke a pinata in my living room. Hoo dee hoo. There's still candy on my floor. Pictures coming soon.

So I spent a little while in the sunny AK. What is up with this weather anyways? Global warming, here we come.

HONK IF YOU SPENT MORE ON YOURSELF THAN OTHERS THIS HOLIDAY!!!

That'll be one honk over here... but I think it's a rather common epidemic these days. I felt good giving to others, and don't get me wrong, I spent a LOT of money on presents and such. I just couldn't hold back on that dress for Christmas day, or that adorable outfit I put together for Christmas Eve. Complete with the cutest shoes I've ever bought (in red of course). I think these are quite possibly the only thing that Jessica Simpson has done right.

At any rate, everyone and their mother thought it was the best idea to get things for my kitchen this year, so I hope to be doing a lot of cooking here soon. I got The Joy of Cooking, which I'm pining to experiment with right now. I also got a new blender, which makes me oh so happy. I've been dying to make smoothies for a long time now.

Oh, and this beauty:



I'm particularly excited about this one. Al-clad, stainless steel 10-inch frying pan. I've already used it. Twice. Now is the time that I feel like the world's biggest dork because I get excited about a frying pan. hehehe. At any rate, I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday. I'm going to push all the sweets I received onto someone else and have a fresh start to the year 2007!