And we interrupt this message...

... to ask a very important and universal question:

What. The. Fuck??????????????

Why is it that the only females that seem to not get jealous when I hang out with/talk to/remain friends with their boyfriends are the females I've made out or slept with?? WHY?? Why is it that the females that I love and care about so much seem to turn bitter and angry toward me just because I didn't blow off their boyfriends after they got together??? It seems to be a common phenomenon, and I'd love to get to the bottom of it.

I have a lot of male friends. Like, a good 80-90% of my friends are male. This question that I'm asking is a good example of why I generally do not befriend females. On the other hand, some of the closest people to me are female and have done me no wrong. They're usually single. This time it's a whole different ball game. Not only is she not single, but her "boyfriend" constitutes one of the 2 total people I spend my time with here in Pittsburgh. She's the other one. I mean, Jesus. Am I just that hot? Do I have "psycho man-stealing whore" tattooed on my forehead? Seriously, why is it that every female friend of mine feels so horrifically intimidated by me?

Sure, I'm flirty. But I don't discriminate based on gender, age, attraction-- or sexual orientation, for that matter. I just have that kind of personality. I am not out to fuck your boyfriend. I have a hard enough time getting my own to stop humping my leg when I want to be sleeping (sometimes I'm just tired... work/school/bullshit gets the best of me. By the way, I love you sweetheart!). I'd be more worried about me trying to sleep with you rather than him (your boyfriend, not mine. haha)... especially if I'm drunk ;)

But the fact of the matter is: he has a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend. I'm not sure what world you come from, but in the world of Tara Dawn, that "oops I slipped and somehow my tongue ended up down her throat" thing just doesn't fly. I don't hold anyone else to any standards I don't hold myself. I don't believe in cheating. I'd rather be single than cheat on someone I care about. And if you don't care about them, why did you get with them in the first place?

Jealousy is really just a lack of trust or confidence, in my mind. So if you cant deal with me continuing to be friends with your man after you two start dating, then maybe you need to figure out what's wrong with your relationship and stop giving me that goddamned evil whore eye.

I've lost 2 of my best friends to this stupid shit, so heed warning, ye girls. I don't put up with it anymore. I used to let it tear me down, but now I realize it's total bullshit and it's not fair to let me suffer because of your own personal paranoia. When you can become a real woman and talk things out rather than giving me the silent treatment, I'll take you seriously. Until then, quit trying to make me feel like shit.

Side note: Thanks to all you gals who have come through for me! You're a rare breed, and I appreciate all the warm and caring friendship you've offered me. Special thanks to: Kimmy, Hallie, and Erin. I cant say I've made out with *all* of you, but that's nothing a bottle of jack and a pair of handcuffs couldn't solve ;) hahahahaha. I'm just kidding. Love you all, though. Muah!