The Modern Day Woman's Guide to the Existential Diet

In the world today the role of woman is muddy and unfocused. We have feminist leaders telling us what is appropriate and what reduces us to objects or images. On the flip side, Jessica Simpson impregnates the television world with mindless bimbo-blonde moments, not to mention creatures like "Bratz" are on the shelves. I say fuck it all. I'm a woman with my own individuality. Who are you? Let me tell you about the Existential Diet...

Monday, February 26, 2007

Updating?? Why in the world would I do that??

So besides the fact that I am an obvious waste of human flesh...

I've been insanely busy. It escapes me that I haven't posted in over a month. So I guess we'll go over some recent happenings in the world of Tara:

*The bitch who mugged me is in jail. They found her woo! There will be another trial closer to the summer and hopefully I'll get my restitution then. I better.

*Kimmy came to visit me last week and we had a good time!

*Valentine's day was pretty sweet. Noel and I hit the chinese buffet then played video games. Due to snow days, we both didn't have class the actual day, so we ended up going out twice. He bought me a sketchbook and a set of pencils. I've decided to try drawing again. woo! Pictures to be posted soon...

*The semester is KICKING MY ASS. It's midterm week and I have a 7-10 page paper on Saudi Arabia due thursday. I haven't started, and I'm wasting time on the internet. Go me.

*Me and the boy took a trip to our nation's Capitol over the weekend and had a blast... despite the fact that a freak snow storm ensued and we were forced to walk in tennis shoes-- the only shoes we brought-- through 4 inches of snow and slush all day. Noel wrung his socks out in the cafe attached to the Smithsonian Art Galleries. That was nice.

*Once again, it's midterm week and I'm losing my mind.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bush wants to send 21,000 to 24,000 additional U.S. troops to Baghdad

Does anyone else think this is a bad idea?

"The inability of 140,000 soldiers to achieve their goals in battle makes it unlikely that another 20,000 will be able to do that," said the Association of Muslim Scholars.

It takes the world of academia to point out what is most painfully obvious here. The good news is that if Bush wants a pissing contest, he's getting close to winning the record for number of troops unpurposefully sent overseas in a war that's not so real... second only to Nixon and his shenanigans in Vietnam. Go America.

Story in its entirety here.

Seriously, though. Do you really trust someone who looks like this to make good decisions concerning foreign policy?

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

A not so great Start to my New Year

I wanted to write this out for a couple of reasons. I'm sure at least a few of you will hear about me getting robbed. I don't feel like repeating the story over and again, so I figured I'd write it out. Secondly, I wanted to warn all you girls out there-- and guys-- that those things that you hear about on the news really do come true. Sadly. My experience, thankfully, will not make it there, but there are reasons to nervously look behind you after dark.

I was walking home from work. It's about 10:45 at night. I'm on the phone with the boy. This is a usual ritual if he's not in town to walk me home or pick me up. As I'm walking up a steep hill I see a figure crouched over to tie their shoe. They get up and go to walk past me when suddenly, the woman grabs my purse. Since my purse was around my arm, it caused me to swing around and I fell to the ground in the street. The woman continued tugging at my purse, repeating, "let it go, let it go." A car pulled up and I thought it was help. I held on. I was screaming, bloodcurdling screams. I screamed for help, and that car was not help. It was her getaway.

After 20 seconds or so, I still did not surrender my purse and the woman punched me in the face. Instantly I gave it to her, she hopped into the car and they drove away. My nose was bleeding and I was hysterical. I tried to tell my boyfriend what happened on the phone. He could hardly make out what I was saying. I felt so violated. So wronged. He told me to run home. I ran as fast as my legs could take me.

They had everything. My keys. My ID. All of the money I had (round about $140). My debit card. The purse itself was worth quite a bit of money (a gift). I called my neighbor from my laundry room-- I locked it behind me. My keys were gone, I didn't have a way into the house. I didn't want to be in my apartment in case they somehow found out where I lived. They had my keys. After my neighbor came down stairs (they had just gotten back from vacation that day), he took me upstairs. I called the police.

I hope they catch them. Not only because they have everything, but because I don't want it to happen again. It happens all the time. We all fail to realize that. They had made 4 purchases on my debit card by the time I called to get it blocked-- including a $500 purchase that was denied because I only had $16 left in my account. ha. They hit up 2 gas stations and 2 walmarts. They act quick. I hope those purchases help in finding them.

Today I'll be changing my locks and talking more with the bank. I need to replace my glasses that got knocked off sometime when it happened. We couldn't find them last night when we went to look for them.

My nerves are so shot, I feel that at any moment someone could come up behind me and hurt me. Even in my own living room. It's so sad that we are forced to feel this way, that we have to live in fear. It's sad that our things are made so available to others because they feel they have the right. I have never felt so scared, alone, or violated in all my life. I'm just happy it wasn't worse. I unfortunately cant do anything to stop them, but I'll tell ya what, I will never walk home by myself again.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Ho Ho Holidays are Gone...

So gasp! The holidays have come and gone. A big HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! to all! I have to admit, mine was a bit short of exciting. I worked until 11 and then some dumbass band outside station square decided to start the countdown 2 minutes early. What the fuck?! At any rate, I had a couple of cocktails and we broke a pinata in my living room. Hoo dee hoo. There's still candy on my floor. Pictures coming soon.

So I spent a little while in the sunny AK. What is up with this weather anyways? Global warming, here we come.

HONK IF YOU SPENT MORE ON YOURSELF THAN OTHERS THIS HOLIDAY!!!

That'll be one honk over here... but I think it's a rather common epidemic these days. I felt good giving to others, and don't get me wrong, I spent a LOT of money on presents and such. I just couldn't hold back on that dress for Christmas day, or that adorable outfit I put together for Christmas Eve. Complete with the cutest shoes I've ever bought (in red of course). I think these are quite possibly the only thing that Jessica Simpson has done right.

At any rate, everyone and their mother thought it was the best idea to get things for my kitchen this year, so I hope to be doing a lot of cooking here soon. I got The Joy of Cooking, which I'm pining to experiment with right now. I also got a new blender, which makes me oh so happy. I've been dying to make smoothies for a long time now.

Oh, and this beauty:



I'm particularly excited about this one. Al-clad, stainless steel 10-inch frying pan. I've already used it. Twice. Now is the time that I feel like the world's biggest dork because I get excited about a frying pan. hehehe. At any rate, I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday. I'm going to push all the sweets I received onto someone else and have a fresh start to the year 2007!

Monday, December 18, 2006

It's Christmas Time!! Hoo-dee-hoo!

So yesterday I completed most of my Christmas shopping, with only a few choice items to seek out. I feel relieved. I left in the morning at 10:30 to shop. I got home around 3:00 in the afternoon. But I didn't get finished baking and making cookies until about 10:00 at night. Whew! Just call me Martha fucking Stuart.

Read:
4 Hot chocolate Jars... idea stolen from oh so ordinary
Viennese Vanilla Cookies
Pistachio Biscotti
Chocolate Covered Pretzels in milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate
Home-made chocolate cups in all said chocolates, but also containing peanuts, peppermint sticks, coconut, and pecans.

Thank you Food Network for not fucking my recipes up like all those lame recipe wannabe sites have in the past. Everything turned out perfect. And though the boyfriend didn't believe me when I told him on the phone, he'll just have to try it for himself when he gets back in town.

I. Need. More. Ribbon.

While at the craft store, my friend looked at me incredulously because I put 4 spools of ribbon in my cart. I still need more. Sheesh. So another crazy trip to the craft store before Thursday is in order. I still need to finish wrapping. I need RIBBON for that wrapping!!!

Come on guys, say it with me: Fuck Wrapping Paper. I decided to go without this year and wrap everything in pretty colored tissue paper. And ribbon. Ugh. It all looks so cute! The cookie tin I made for the boy's grandparents is absolutely adorable. I'm quite proud.

Now all I have to do is keep myself from eating the 6 POUNDS of candy and cookies that's made its home in my kitchen, and we'll be talkin... but that biscotti is soooo good. Ugh, here we go...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

And we interrupt this message...

... to ask a very important and universal question:

What. The. Fuck??????????????


Why is it that the only females that seem to not get jealous when I hang out with/talk to/remain friends with their boyfriends are the females I've made out or slept with?? WHY?? Why is it that the females that I love and care about so much seem to turn bitter and angry toward me just because I didn't blow off their boyfriends after they got together??? It seems to be a common phenomenon, and I'd love to get to the bottom of it.

I have a lot of male friends. Like, a good 80-90% of my friends are male. This question that I'm asking is a good example of why I generally do not befriend females. On the other hand, some of the closest people to me are female and have done me no wrong. They're usually single. This time it's a whole different ball game. Not only is she not single, but her "boyfriend" constitutes one of the 2 total people I spend my time with here in Pittsburgh. She's the other one. I mean, Jesus. Am I just that hot? Do I have "psycho man-stealing whore" tattooed on my forehead? Seriously, why is it that every female friend of mine feels so horrifically intimidated by me?

Sure, I'm flirty. But I don't discriminate based on gender, age, attraction-- or sexual orientation, for that matter. I just have that kind of personality. I am not out to fuck your boyfriend. I have a hard enough time getting my own to stop humping my leg when I want to be sleeping (sometimes I'm just tired... work/school/bullshit gets the best of me. By the way, I love you sweetheart!). I'd be more worried about me trying to sleep with you rather than him (your boyfriend, not mine. haha)... especially if I'm drunk ;)

But the fact of the matter is: he has a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend. I'm not sure what world you come from, but in the world of Tara Dawn, that "oops I slipped and somehow my tongue ended up down her throat" thing just doesn't fly. I don't hold anyone else to any standards I don't hold myself. I don't believe in cheating. I'd rather be single than cheat on someone I care about. And if you don't care about them, why did you get with them in the first place?

Jealousy is really just a lack of trust or confidence, in my mind. So if you cant deal with me continuing to be friends with your man after you two start dating, then maybe you need to figure out what's wrong with your relationship and stop giving me that goddamned evil whore eye.

I've lost 2 of my best friends to this stupid shit, so heed warning, ye girls. I don't put up with it anymore. I used to let it tear me down, but now I realize it's total bullshit and it's not fair to let me suffer because of your own personal paranoia. When you can become a real woman and talk things out rather than giving me the silent treatment, I'll take you seriously. Until then, quit trying to make me feel like shit.

Side note: Thanks to all you gals who have come through for me! You're a rare breed, and I appreciate all the warm and caring friendship you've offered me. Special thanks to: Kimmy, Hallie, and Erin. I cant say I've made out with *all* of you, but that's nothing a bottle of jack and a pair of handcuffs couldn't solve ;) hahahahaha. I'm just kidding. Love you all, though. Muah!

Updating??

So I've noticed that when I visit blogs that I read regularly, and they haven't updated in a few days it pisses my shit off really bad. And now is that warm moment of hypocritical realization that hey, I have a life and maybe other people do too. So for all of you poor bloggers that I yelled at-- that you didn't hear because I was yelling at a mechanical screen probably miles upon miles away-- I'm sorry.

It's finals week.

And though I almost wrote a blog entitled "Reasons why I'd rather be playing Wow than Studying for my Finals," the answer is pretty self-explanatory and I decided to break out the 'ol tome instead and get crackin'. I've got 2 more tests tomorrow, and I'm really not ready at all. But needless to say, I am SO over this semester. Ugh. But not so over these tests unfortunately.

So to all of you loyal readers, I apologize for giving you this worthless excuse rather than updating. There are probably only 1 or 2 of you anyway... At any rate, this one's for you, Pokey... Enjoy!



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Monday, December 11, 2006

Married Priests Now?


Taken from CNN.com:

"WEST NEW YORK, New Jersey (AP) -- An excommunicated Roman Catholic archbishop continued to defy the Vatican when he installed two married priests as bishops on Sunday.

In front of a sea of reporters and photographers and several dozen congregants, Raymond A. Grosswirth of Rochester, New York, and Dominic Riccio, of the Newark Archdiocese, were installed by Zambian Archbishop Emmanuel Milingo at the Trinity Reformed Church. The ceremony concluded a two-day convention of Milingo's advocacy group, Married Priests Now!

In a visible break from tradition, the wives of both men helped their husbands on with their vestments before each man was anointed.

Milingo, 76, installed four married men as Roman Catholic bishops in September, including Peter Paul Brennan of New York and Patrick Trujillo of Newark. Milingo was later excommunicated by the Vatican, and Pope Benedict XVI followed that decision by convening a summit that reaffirmed mandatory celibacy for clergy.

Members of Milingo's group believe that reinstating priests who are married would help ease a shortage of priests. According to the Center for Applied Research in the Apostolate at Georgetown University, the number of priests has dropped from 58,600 in 1965 to 41,790 this year.

Milingo has called celibacy "outdated" and was married in 2001 to a Korean acupuncturist chosen for him by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon in a mass wedding performed by Moon's Unification Church.

Milingo's ties to Moon, whose doctrines are considered beyond the bounds of traditional Christianity, have caused consternation in Catholic circles. Moon's American Clergy Leadership Conference paid for much of Milingo's conference this weekend."


Now this guy knows what he's talking about! The number of priests had dropped by almost 17 thousand over the last 42 years. Can anyone tell me the number of cases involving Catholic priests sexually abusing little boys? Roughly 14,000 between 1950 and 2003 cases were reported. And if you've watched the news at all in the last 3 years, you know that number has increased.

Maybe if we let them get their kicks publicly, they'll stop jumping on Timmy and Bobby behind closed doors...

Jesus! It takes just 17 thousand sick priests to ruin it for the rest of us! Why cant they just stick to the good book??





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